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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

  • Body:

    Oh, guess what time of the month it is!

  • Me:

    Please, god, no--

  • Ovaries:

    ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Brain:

    I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious

  • Me:

    Please, guys, calm down--

  • Face:

    TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.

  • Brain:

    And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn

  • Torso:

    Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO

  • Me:

    STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

  • Stomach:

    lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!

  • Me:

    I hate you all

  • Brain:

    I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.

  • Face:

    Lol, i'm not done yet.

  • Uterus:

    what did i ever do to deserve this?

  • Brain:

    you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.

  • Uterus:

    You mother fuckers.

  • Torso:

    CONTRACT!

  • Me:

    I quit being female, I am now a llama.

  • Brain:

    Me gusta.

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